Phaneronaut

Top 10 reasons why everybody will hate the new album

Everybody hates “The Song of the Machine”, and this is why.

I can’t recommend anybody listen to “The Song of the Machine“, because everybody will probably hate it:

  1. If you hate Punk, you’ll hate “The Song of the Machine”.
  2. If you hate Disco, you’ll hate “The Song of the Machine”.
  3. If you hate Bossa Nova, you’ll hate “The Song of the Machine”.
  4. If you hate Synthpop, you’ll hate “The Song of the Machine”of the Machine”.
  5. If you hate Big Band Swing, you’ll hate “The Song of the Machine”of the Machine”.
  6. If you hate LoFi Trip Hop, you’ll hate “The Song of the Machine”of the Machine”.
  7. If you hate 60s Sunshine Pop, you’ll hate “The Song of the Machine”of the Machine”.
  8. If you hate getting rickrolled, you’ll hate “The Song of the Machine”of the Machine”.
  9. If you hate J Dilla beats interrupting a piece for brass, woodwings & percussion, you’ll hate “The Song of the Machine”of the Machine”.
  10. If you hate listening to the same song over and over, you’ll hate “The Song of the Machine”of the Machine”.

Find out for yourself if you hate the new Phaneronaut album: The Song of the Machine.

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